10. Wear your ring when stuffing a turkey

9. Leave it in your locker at the gym

8. Drop it down the garbage disposal

7. Use crazy glue if your diamond comes loose

6. Rub it on your fine crystal to see if it scratches glass

5. Clean your diamond with toothpaste, it does not get cavities

4. Take your ring off while washing your hands in the ladies room

3. Leave it in the hotel room while on vacation

2. Wrap it in a tissue, forget you did & while cleaning up in the bathroom, flush it down the toilet

1. Hit the diamond with a hammer to see how hard it really is, or hit your husband in the head with your ring to see how hard his head really is.